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You've reached the Fred Trump website.

I'm Fred Trump. Here's my official portrait:

And this is my son Donnie the Dirtbag, a crass and vulgar blatherskite. Donnie thinks the call of the wild means that every time you get an idea in your head it has to come out your mouth, no matter how stupid it may be. He's living proof that in the giant jungle pond of American life the lighter elements like scum always float to the surface.

Donnie as a boy:

Here's Donnie as an adult, getting spoon fed some talking points by his handlers: